Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Never Age

Create yourself of cosmic dust stronger than the hands of time itself. Birthdays are for pussies.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Alienate Your Readership

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Deepen Your Vocabulary

Try to incorporate the word 'cunt' into more of your daily verbal and written communications.

Plan for the Future

If, in the past, you have strangled someone while masturbating, try to avoid similar actions in the future.